MARGE
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History's like an amusement park. Except instead of rides you have dates to memorize.
Marge: This is the worst thing you've ever done. Homer: You say that so often that it lost its meaning. You know, the courts may not be working any more, but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done. Just between us girls, he hasn't been this frisky in years! Homer, I thought our marriage could survive anything, but last night, you not only crossed the line, you threw up on it. Now if you'll excuse me I have some dust that needs busting Bart, stop pestering Satan! You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head. You like Shake n' Bake. You used to put it in your coffee. Now lets all forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream! You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head. You know, the courts may not be working any more, but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done. Marge (drinking a Long Island Iced Tea): I'd like to visit that Long Island Place, if only it were real. It was pretty exciting. But celery's pretty exciting too. Aw geez, I just SWEPT the Circle of Death!!! She's such a butt-hole. You know, when I was a girl, I always dreamed of being in a Broadway audience. Marge: I think you should do it, Homer, you might learn something new! Homer: Oh, Marge, whenever I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out. Remember that time I went to those duff brewery classes and I forgot how to drive? Marge: Chief Wiggum? my husbands gone crazy and is trying to murder my family; OVER Chief Wiggum: oh, well thank good thats over, i starting to worry there.... |